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Hello - my name is Nitschke Banerian.
Ray Nitschke, the feared and respected middle linebacker of the Green Bay Packers during the Lombardi era was named after me.
This is a picture of Ray in action
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you can see the resemblance.
My many duties include: harassing small vermin while on backyard patrol, playing tug-of-war with any and all unsuspecting two-leggers, and peeing on anything that does not move. Again, very similar to those required of Ray, when you think about it.
Here are some other recent highlights --
With my defensive coordinator accepting the Lombonedi trophy
My kingdom for an opposable thumb!
Gosh Darn Bears!